Shipping policy

🌟 MoxyPatch Shipping Policy – Because Your Pee-ce of Mind Matters! 🚚💦

Shipment Processing Time: Once you've bravely clicked "Order Now," we'll be working our tails off to process your MoxyPatch kit in 1-2 business days. That's quicker than you can say, "Hold my water bottle!"

As soon as your MoxyPatch package is labeled and ready to roll, your tracking info will slide into your inbox like a secret agent. Make sure to check your email, including the shady corners like spam or junk—our emails can be a bit rebellious sometimes!

Now, brace yourself for a 3-7 business day wait, but don't worry, your MoxyPatch kit is on its way from our warehouse near Dallas, Texas. It'll be traveling incognito in a standard cardboard mailer because, hey, even patches need a discreet entrance.

Got questions? Shoot us an email at info@moxypatch.com, and our support team will be there for you faster than you can say, "I've gotta go!"

Shipment Confirmation and Order Tracking: You're not left in the dark with MoxyPatch! Once your order takes flight, you'll get a confirmation and tracking number faster than you can find your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night. If you can't spot it in your inbox, check the dark alleys of spam and junk. And if it's still playing hide and seek, let us know—we'll hunt it down for you!

Customs, Duties, and Taxes: We're experts in patches, not in taxes. Any customs fees or duties that decide to gate-crash your order party are VIP guests—your responsibility, buddy. Tariffs, taxes, or any other gate-crashing fees are on you!

Damages: Oops, did your package take a tumble? Don't worry, accidents happen. If your MoxyPatch order arrives looking like it's been to a wild party, contact the carrier or our support team to file a claim. Just remember to keep the evidence—packaging material and damaged goods are like the crime scene photos in our investigation.

At MoxyPatch, we take shipping seriously, but we're not afraid to sprinkle a bit of humor into the journey. So, whether you're tracking your order or dealing with a packaging mishap, remember: You're not alone on this wild ride! 🚀💧